Waterbeds

waterbed_hardsideWithout a doubt, these are the classiest of all beds.  Having a waterbed shows that you are comfortable in your sexuality and your classiness.

It tells people that you are comfortable on the water and that you might own a boat or at least spent a significant amount of time in the important part of a boat.  Because if you had worked in the crappy part, why would you want to recreate it every night?

Waterbeds provide all the fun of sleeping in a boat (motion, the potential for leaks) and all of the erotic delights of privacy.

They are also expensive.

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